hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

memesandmylife:

miceprincess:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

newtonscamader:

emancaz:

emancaz:

thoodleoo:

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Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades


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Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

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Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans


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Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

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Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

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stereking-down-under:

mutant-menace:

imagine you’re a citizen of ba sing se and this new tea shop just opened up and has good reviews so you figure you’ll try it out. you get there and there’s this kinda rude scarred server but the tea is actually really good so you start to frequent it. then it suddenly mysteriously stops operating and you find out it’s because the owner and server vanished. then a couple months after that you find out that was the new FIRELORD???

He makes for a great ruler because hes done customer service

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celesse:

Every island is tarantula island. Do you know how much bridges cost

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sapphosaint:

baby yoda this baby yoda that but where was yalls energy for baby appa hmm

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roselph:

my hatterene and reuniclus get along really well and i think i know why

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fawke:
“  Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning
Lest these titans wreck destruction upon the world in which they clash
Though the water’s great guardian shall rise to quell the fighting
Alone its song will fail, thus the earth shall turn...

fawke:

Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning
Lest these titans wreck destruction upon the world in which they clash
Though the water’s great guardian shall rise to quell the fighting
Alone its song will fail, thus the earth shall turn to ash

Spent the weekend on this , enjoyed it was fun to do something underwater.

Debating on which legendary Pokemon to do next.

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bitchnojutsu:

grimascloaca:

Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest*
Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attention

Kakashi, between 20 second long leaps from one branch to the next: *goes over their mission in painful detail*

Naruto, also defying gravity: What-? I dont understand ttebayo! What does that mean????

Sakura, suddenly getting serious: *explains what Kakashi just said only with more emotional depth*

Naruto, finally touching down on a branch: *frowns off into the distance* Sasuke….

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4threset:
“ Someone tell them that ropes won’t keep that Gastly out. Caterpie would like to join your team!!
”

4threset:

Someone tell them that ropes won’t keep that Gastly out. Caterpie would like to join your team!!

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everythingfox:
“ Don’t speak to me or my children ever again
Maya
”

everythingfox:

Don’t speak to me or my children ever again

Maya

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chibird:

Share with someone who deserves a bad week boba. 💜 I’m so grateful to have friends like this.

Reminder that I just launched a Positive Pin Club where you receive an exclusive, original enamel pin each month! ^ヮ^ And I have a 2020 Calendar out! ✨

(Source: chibird.com)

anal-undertones:

cactusdodes:

cactusdodes:

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy

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sexy

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